ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Hard work pays off eventually.
It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought a boat.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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