ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Find your purpose.
It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key to a flat you'll never live in again.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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