ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "my For You page knows me so well".
It knows you're awake and lonely at 2 a.m. That's not a gift. That's data.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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