ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The award show ran four hours.
The only winner was the advert break.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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