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WEDNESDAY, 30 OCTOBER 1985
Every summit sends a very strong signal.
The planet keeps not receiving it.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
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