ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people.
All of them are "just seeing where it goes". It goes nowhere. It went nowhere with you twice.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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