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TUESDAY, 1 OCTOBER 1985
Love yourself first.
Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
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