ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've been "about to start the gym" since January.
It's October. The gym has had two owners and a refurb in the time you've been about to.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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