ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You are a valued member of the team.
So was the last person in your chair. Nobody knows where she went.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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