ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped to the bar.
You replied in four minutes. That's the part he was counting on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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