ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years.
You're the phase they'll describe to a therapist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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