ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front.
Hers was "I have a hard stop at 8:15". Yours was hoping she'd forget. She set an alarm.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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