ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your favourite music is now called "a classic".
So are you. It means old.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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