ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment".
It took you three days to reply "thanks".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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