ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "built different".
You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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