ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The battle pass costs £9.99 a season.
Your childhood cost nothing and had better rewards.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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