ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy.
The company did the maths on your guilt, and the maths was right.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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