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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once.
They'll merge. You'll be the one let go.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
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- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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