ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being single means nobody steals your duvet.
It also means the duvet is the only witness to your life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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