ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front.
Hers was "I have a hard stop at 8:15". Yours was hoping she'd forget. She set an alarm.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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