ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "this is my year".
You've said it since 2019. The years have stopped believing you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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