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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "don't do small talk".
You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails or replying. You do "vibes", and nobody can invoice those.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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