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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
TUESDAY, 31 DECEMBER 1985
Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment.
The candles are outnumbering the years you've got left.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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