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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move.
Your audience is very engaged. Just not with lifting a sofa.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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