ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every great company started in a garage.
Yours will end there too. The car's been living outside since launch.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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