ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Consistency is key.
You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only consistent thing about you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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