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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call it "quiet quitting".
Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody can tell the difference. That's the bad news.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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