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Opposites attract.
Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the other finally sets it.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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