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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
THURSDAY, 1 MAY 1986
You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move.
Your audience is very engaged. Just not with lifting a sofa.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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