ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years.
He has, however, given out about forty.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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