ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought.
It renews automatically. So does the guilt.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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