ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care.
It's been delivered. It's been read. It is now the most caring thing anyone has ever ignored.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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