ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You pre-ordered it for the cape.
The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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