ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have a "comfort show".
You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends 3.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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