ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your company's core values are printed on the wall.
So nobody has to have them.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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