ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You went "no contact" with your ex.
You still check their Spotify. They're listening to the same sad songs. About a different person.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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