ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You swore you'd never sound like your parents.
You just said "because I said so" in your dad's exact voice. He lives in you now.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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