ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Coffee doesn't fix Monday.
It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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