ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress".
It said the same when you opened it by accident. It'll keep saying it after you've gone, if nobody cancels the subscription.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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