ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Remember when you stayed up late on purpose?
Now you're up at 3am because your knee filed a complaint.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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