ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The weekend is two days long.
Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're paid for one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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