ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "open to work" on LinkedIn.
Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were bots. The sixth was your ex, checking you're doing worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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