ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The spark never fades.
It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint funeral plan.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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