ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Everything happens for a reason.
The reason is you. It's always been you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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