ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years.
He has, however, given out about forty.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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