ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "romanticised your life".
It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main character". The rent is still due, in a minor key.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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