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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
TUESDAY, 6 DECEMBER 1988
Not all who wander are lost.
You are. The map gave up.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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