ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The battle pass costs £9.99 a season.
Your childhood cost nothing and had better rewards.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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