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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Growing old is mandatory.
Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later. Nothing happened.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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