ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your favourite music is now called "a classic".
So are you. It means old.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
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- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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